Once Upon a Time, we did a Project

Yeah, you know how it is. You are sitting around bored and you think “I need a project”, nay “I DEMAND a project”. So you get up and you decide on a project and you just bloody rip right into it. No fooling about, no prevaricating (unless it’s just so you can the word prevaricating - it’s a goodie) and before you know it - voila! Project Complete! Suddenly you are filled with an immense feeling of satisfaction, followed very quickly by “I deserve a drink!” You do - reward yourself, go on. You did a good job, a good job (repeat to yourself in a warm and soothing voice while you drink your cool refreshing beverage).